Some old hermit guy, Haidar Yunan, shows up rambing a bunch o shit and obviously tripping balls. The heroes follow him back to some old wizard-priest dude ruins, where some wierd gas makes everyone trip balls. Ruffio gets stabbed by the evil dagger old hermit guy has and suddenly has the urge to sniff butts. They take the evil dagger away from old hermit guy and kick him out of the ruins, making him homeless.
The heroes decide to go on a nature hike and find some waterfalls where some foxy midgit chick with 1337 powers lives. She tells them to leave her alone, they do but not without trying to sneek a peek in her cave first, if you know what I mean.
The heroes also find a lame ass village to the east that is lame and won’t help the heroes because they are scared of the butt-sniffing dogmen that live in Kelmerane. They also probably fuck goats.